Articles for category: Humor

Karla News

Become a Genius Overnight

If you take your fingers and tap on your skull you will realize that it is hollow. Inside that hallow skull is a mass of convoluted goo that is your brain. They say that it has the consistency of really firm Jello. In some people it actually is Jello, but that’s a different story altogether. ...

Karla News

Top 10 Blonde Jokes

Blonde Joke Disclaimer: If you are offended by the “dumb blonde” stereotype, feel free to just generally consider these as “dumb person” jokes, and merely attempts to take folly in a lighthearted view, hopefully providing a laugh in exchange for cleverly pointing out a bit of stupidity. 1. The Bet A blonde enters a bar ...

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Diary of an Airline Customer Service Agent: Part One

The following is a list of 100% actual questions received and documented primarily by a current airline reservations agent in Atlanta, (unnamed to protect the innocent) with a few added from my own experience. Dates are added where documented. Comments added for your pleasure. Please sit back, relax, and enjoy the article. And remember, think ...

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5 Easy Ways to Kill Flies

I have yet to come across anyone who loves flies. Yes those pesky flying bugs that go buzzzzzz around your ears, food and rubbish alike. The feeling that these critters have landed onto garbage dumps and dogs’ poo is enough to turn anyone off. Unless you love germs and bacteria, you will make sure they ...

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Funny Penis Costumes for Men

The following costumes are all made to highlight the male brain. No wait, I mean they are made to highlight a certain part of a guy’s anatomy. I wouldn’t recommend trying to pull off one of these funny penis themed costumes unless you are a cheeky sort of guy or a guy who likes attention, ...

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National Grouch Day is October 15, 2009

Stay home and be miserable. This is the day not to celebrate. Draw your curtains and stay inside. It’s National Grouch Day. On at least one day of the year you deserve to have the freedom to be yourself. Of course this is all said very tongue-in-cheek nobody expects you to really be grumpy on ...

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What My Man-Boobies Have to Do with Living in Guanajuato, Mexico

Since moving to Guanajuato, Mexico, we’ve lived in four different houses. The first was in a barrio called Puquero. The other three have been in the barrio called Pastita. Without challenge, Pastita has been the best barrio in which to live because of the irrepressible noise factor endemic to Puquero. If you ever find yourself ...

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The Best and Worst Gifts to Give a Teacher

The Best and Worst Gifts To Give a Teacher Christmas time is coming. Thoughts of giving gifts are starting to creep in your mind, especially if you have children in school. Giving gifts to their teachers has become tradition. I have been teaching for ten years and I can tell you that I have gotten ...