Articles for category: Humor

Karla News

How to Be a Bleach Blond Bimbo

It takes a lot of time and effort to accomplish the art of being a bleach blond bimbo. Here are the steps necessary in the order of importance. THE HAIR There are many shades of blond. Dishwater blond, ash blond, golden blond, strawberry blond…..the list goes on and on. In order to be considered a ...

Karla News

Health Advisory: Bieber Fever

The following is a public service announcement: An epidemic is sweeping the world known as Bieber Fever! The disease that predominantly infects young tweens and teenage girls has caused mass hysteria in many different countries including America and Australia. Bieber Fever is a condition that occurs when swooning girls hear a Justin Bieber song and ...

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ZOSK: Zombie Outbreak Survival Kit

In the event of a zombie outbreak, there are things you will need if you want to stand a chance at survival. Keep in mind that you need to carry a light load, and a car will only get you so far. If you are hunkering down at home, don’t be fooled into thinking that ...

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Cheap or Free White Elephant Gift Ideas: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Every year on the last workday before our holiday break, our office would have the traditional holiday twosome: a potluck lunch that included everything from my co-worker Kathleen’s tasty Jimmy Dean sausage balls to someone’s corn concoction that I would never touch followed by, of course, a white elephant gift exchange. In our office, the ...

Karla News

Columbus Day: Why Bother?

Columbus Day (always the second Monday in October) is a rather laid-back American holiday that looks as if it’s on the way out. It’s not even given the respect that a Bank Holiday Monday is in England. What is the proper respect? Getting the day off from work or school. No Respect Depending where in ...

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The Best PDA Phones of 2008

PDA stands for Personal Digital Assistant. PDA phones combine the efficiency of a computer with the ease of a mobile phone. PDAs gained popularity on account of the QWERTY keyboard and PDA phones have only carried the trend forward. With the advent of the touch screen generation of the mobiles, PDAs have conveniently replaced the ...

Karla News

Dumb and Funny Laws of Michigan

First, I would like to apologize to my readers. I am sorry for not being active about the rest of this series. Unfortunately my computer crashed and I had to recover it. Though I lost all my pictures, music, and the other articles that I had been working on as well as personal settings. On ...

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Sissy Husband Gets Caught Shoplifting

I returned home from my vacation to hear the story my sissy husband had to tell me. While I was away on vacation, it seems he was involved in an embarrassing situation at a plus sized woman’s store at the nearby mall. My sissy husband was shopping at the Ashley Stewart store, looking at thongs ...

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Guide to Online Smiley Faces

When it comes to living life on the internet, smiley faces are really the only way to convey emotion. There are hundreds of variations of the simple smiley face. However, the smiley face you use on the internet can say a lot about who you are as a person, especially to your online-only contacts. The ...

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10 Complete Untrue “Facts” About Vampires

You know, I am getting really sick of people watching a handful of movies, skimming a few books, ogling interviews and thinking that they are experts on vampires. And hey, before you say, “it’s spelled vampyre” don’t waste the keystrokes lecturing me. I have enough stuff to worry about without trying to act fancy and ...