The Secret History of the Vuvuzela
With the excitement of the World Cup upon us, untold millions of viewers have discovered the soul-shattering tones of the noble vuvuzela. Beloved by soccer fans worldwide, the vuvuzela is lovingly crafted from tin, plastic, eye of newt, and topsoil from the graves of unrepentant war criminals. The vuvuzela’s rich and storied history will undoubtedly ...