There are many “Top Ten” lists on AC, but none of them pack as much flatulence as this one. Everyone farts, and for those who say they don’t, they are either liars, or have some rare disease that prevents them from doing so. In fact, I bet some of you ripped one out while reading this. Don’t worry, it’s ok; it’s human nature. For those of you who can’t help but laugh every time someone “let’s one go,” then this list is for you.
10. Holly Valance – “Fart Fart”
The full version re-make of Australian singer, Holly Valance’s music video “Kiss Kiss.”
It’s so sad, but I never even knew this girl existed until I found this video. When you look up this re-made video she is credited as “Holly Valarse.” Although it was very funny to watch, there wasn’t enough farting going on, which is somewhat disappointing. So, that is why this video takes last spot at number 10.
9. Jurassic Farts
This animation features two dinosaurs and a pig competing against each other to see who can do the best fart.
This video was funny, but it was too short. It gets straight to the point, or straight to the farting I should say. It’s a cool animation with cool characters letting out some cool farts. In other words, it’s a cool video. So that how the dinosaurs became extinct. Interesting.
8. Farting – No laughing Matter
This is a “mockumentary” about Chronic Flatulence. This clip showcases Janet Lim, a Singapore woman who is diagnosed with Chronic Flatulence, who tells us that this disease is nothing to laugh about.
When I saw this, I had to add it to the list. Of course I laughed, and I will probably be looked at as insensitive, or non-caring to those who actually have it. Do I care? Nope. Plain and simple, if you fart, I laugh. That’s just how it goes, and it goes that way for most people. We’re human; farts are funny, so get over it!
7. Peter Griffin’s Fart Cover Up
“Family Guy’s” Peter Griffin takes us back to a moment when he tried covering his farts by coughing.
I chose this not only because of the fact that it’s hilarious, but also because everyone has done that at least once in their lifetime; maybe not to the extent shown in the video though. If you don’t think you’ve ever done it, then you’ve probably never noticed yourself doing it. But you have. Trust me.
6. Farting Preacher 2 – Fart Harder
This is the second installment of the very popular “Farting Preacher” videos. Robert Tilton was an American televangelist who became very popular through the 80’s & 90s with his paid program show, “Success-N-Life.” Clips from his shows have been meshed together with some fart effects, to bring the audience more than just the word of God.
The “Farting Preacher” videos will always be my favorites. And although the first video in this series was extremely funny, I think this one truly blew (no pun intended) that one out of the water. I laughed so hard, I cried. I’m definitely going to hell for this.
5. Farting Belgian Pig
A musical animation that features a farting and singing Belgian pig. This clip is from a Belgian TV show for kids.
Ok, what the hell were these people thinking? This is demented, but funny as hell. There’s not a whole lot of farting going on, but enough farting to get the idea and to make you laugh. The song is so catchy! I’ve had this stuck in my head for a week now. I’m sure if I knew what they were actually singing, then it would make more sense, other than that, I just don’t get it. But it’s still funny.
4. Peter Griffin & Michael Moore Fart Competition
A clip from the show “Family Guy”, in which Peter Griffin and Michael Moore go head to head (or should I say cheek to cheek?) and try to “out fart” each other in the men’s bathroom.
Being a big fan of the show, there is no question as to why I put this clip on the list. I know when watching “Family Guy”, to expect over the top material. So, I am not surprised that they took farting to whole a new level as well. Where do they come up with this stuff?
3. Baby Fart
This was a home video sent into some kind of “Funniest Videos” type of show for ABC. What happens when a baby’s butt is filled with baby powder and gas? Hilarity, that’s what.
What’s funnier; the baby actually farting? Or the mother who is so determined to get the baby to fart on video? Either way, no matter how many times I watch this, I crack up laughing. This clip makes farting look adorable. What can I say? I am easily amused.
2. Farting Preacher 4
Robert Tilton aka “Farting Preacher,” is once again filled with the voice of God, and a lot of gas.
Practically everyone and their cat have seen these videos. But, out of the 5 “Farting Preacher” videos, this was the most hilarious. I loved the clips they used in this one, and thought that the “fart track” meshed better with them, and made it a more “laugh out loud” video clip. Once again, I will probably be going to hell for this.
1. Dead Men Farting
This clip came from a British TV show called “Lenny Henry In Pieces”. Two men are lying on the ground, wounded from battle. As their enemy walks through the battle field looking to kill those who are still alive, these two men must keep very quiet, so their cover isn’t blown.
Although the other videos were great in their own way, this video seemed more “real”. I’ve had to watch countless fart videos, and although many made me laugh, this one, in my opinion, was the best (hence being at number one of course!). It’s kind of long, but still kept my attention. I think what makes this video even funnier, is when you hear the audience, and one of the wounded men, laughing their ass off. This video proves that in even in the face of danger, while your life is on the line and your silence is golden, a fart is just too funny not to laugh at and risk it all for.
