Next to casinos, Las Vegas, Nevada is probably known best for its strip joints. As the old saying goes, “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas”, and Las Vegas strip joints are central to that motto.
As with any big time tourist attraction, there are good and bad aspects to the Las Vegas strip joint scene. Some are excellent, but some are awful. Some strip joints have helped to make Las Vegas into what it is and other strip joints simply ride the coattails of Las Vegas.
I have been fortunate enough to spend quite a bit of time in Las Vegas and I have been able to visit more Las Vegas strip joints than I can even count. The following are the five strip joints in Las Vegas that I would visit time and time again.
Spearmint Rhino
3340 South Highland Drive
Las Vegas, Nevada
I could not possible exaggerate how much fun the Spearmint Rhino is. Put it this way, though. My wife and I were in Las Vegas and were hanging out and have fun with five other couples, and we were all deciding where to go. The Spearmint Rhino was brought up by another one of the wives and it took a bit for her to even mention that, well, yeah, the Spearmint Rhino is actually a strip joint, too!.
The music here is fantastic if you are a fan of classic rock and roll. The women are incredibly sexy…and that applies both to the clientele as well as the strippers themselves.
The other part of the Spearmint Rhino that is great is the layout. There is seemingly an endless supply of space, and a seemingly endless supply of great strippers, and a seemingly endless supply of wait staff. Everything is done right here. I probably do not even need to mention that the food is very good and the alcohol is tope shelf. There is a pretty health coverage charge, but if you’re willing to take the complimentary limo service to and from a Las Vegas hotel, then your cover is waived. Uh, what’s the catch? There is none.
The Spearmint Rhino is a phenomenal Las Vegas strip joint and Las Vegas is a phenomenal strip joint town. Enjoy!
Deja Vu
3247 Industrial Road
Las Vegas, Nevada
Déjà vu is a non-alcohol place. Which is good news to many as the strippers can take it all off . Déjà vu is the rare Las Vegas strip joint that pulls off the trick of being part of a big national chain while maintaining some semblance of a little town honky tonk strip joint. The strippers here are friendly, and mostly look like the girls next door (and more natural than the average Las Vegas strip joint). Déjà vu, in a way, makes you forget that you actually are in a Las Vegas strip joint, and that can be both good and bad, but it’s mostly good as the overall vibe here is fun and welcoming and doesn’t sacrifice on quality.
Sapphire Las Vegas bills itself as “the world’s largest gentleman’s club.” It’s hard to argue that point, whether ‘largest’ is measured by sheer size, or by the scope of it all. There are literally 70,000 square feet in this strip joint, by far the largest in Las Vegas. There are ten luxury skyboxes, a VIP entrance, and hundreds of scorching hot strippers.
Look, the experience here lacks for absolutely nothing. The food, the women, the music, the space and all of the amenities that anybody could expect out of a Las Vegas strip joint are here.
If there is any criticism here is that it’s that this is the Las Vegas strip joint equivalent of highly produced, big budget Hollywood production. But come on. This is a very fun place and epitomizes everything that Las Vegas stands for. The strippers are incredibly hot and talented. Enjoy and remember that what happens in Vegas, stays there.
The most distinguishing feature of Cheetahs Lounge, and there are many distinguishing features in this Las Vegas strip joint stalwart, is the sheer number of entertainers. Even on a busy night, it seems that the strippers are lining up to find a club patron.
Enjoy the cheesy but charming ambiance and the outright enthusiasm of the dancers. This is not to be missed if you are looking for good old fashioned, full hearted strip joint fun while in Las Vegas. The prices are very reasonable, particularly by Las Vegas strip joint standards, and the strippers more than eager to please.
OG Adult Cabaret
1531 Las Vegas Boulevard
Las Vegas, Nevada
The OG Adult Cabaret is as much a show (hence the name) as it is a strip joint. There is nothing not dislike here though, in all fairness, there may be some aspects to it that some don’t care for. This is the place to bring your wife or girlfriend, if she is willing to go to a strip joint while in Las Vegas. The management is tight, the entertainment smooth and the prices, while a bit higher than average, certainly within range for what you get.
The bottom line is that Las Vegas is clearly a great place for adult entertainment, with strip joints being the centerpiece of that type of fun. And these five are head and shoulders above the rest.
