Recently my girlfriend and I took a trip to Las Vegas. It was a virginal experience for both of us, meaning that neither had been to the city of Sin. After immediately checking into a room in an upscale hotel chain and not a casino/hotel (savings of about $75 per night for same size room), we hit the Strip. While traipsing up and down the street we occasionally ventured into a casino. They are vast, inviting, and full of the ugliest carpets this side of grandma’s home. Naturally the ugliness is to direct your attention to the gaming areas.
We had no novice or expert advice as to how to make some quick cash so we didn’t gamble much. Just walking through the casinos is quite fun. There is so much to see that doesn’t involve gambling or Celine Dion (which is a terrible gamble itself). I quickly learned a 100% fool proof system, that had I played it, I would have made tons of money. Since I was unable to benefit, I feel that I should pass it on to you. Here goes.
First of all, pick a casino, any ole one will do. For legal reasons, I won’t name the exact casino where I learned this. Then just follow these simple instructions. First go to a roulette table. Place $20 down on the number 8, wait for the spin, collect your winnings. Next take $100 and place it on black, wait for the spin, collect your winnings. Now, you may feel like quitting, but don’t. Place another $200 on red, here comes the spin, collect your winnings. Now leave the table.
Next go over to the Sports gaming area. Put $100 down on Philadelphia, Washington, Miami, and San Francisco to cover the spread. Miami will scare you but a last second field goal will cinch it. While waiting for the games to finish, you need to fill out a horse race form. You have to bet on the #5 horse to win in the 6th race, NOT the 5th race (I lost a bundle on that).
Your next task is to proceed to the Keno area. Here you need to pick several numbers. Choose 2, 5, 9, 14, 43, 50, 52. Had I done this at the time I played, I’d be rich. I can’t believe how easy it was.
If you want, you can now try your luck at some blackjack, but it is risky. You need to wait until you are dealt a pair of 10’s, then DOUBLE DOWN big time. Why, oh why, did I stand on 20? I could have made so much more $$$. One last bit of advice, do not buy the insurance until the THIRD time the dealer offers it. You won’t need it on the first two.
There it is. Leave now. I could tell you some other strategies, involving the Craps table and some Poker, but don’t be greedy. If you stay any longer you will alert attention to yourself. The pit bosses will suspect that something is going on. If I had followed these very simple steps, I figured that I would have walked out with over $5000. Why should I keep this a secret? Why should the casino keep all of my money? I feel it is my obligation and duty as an American citizen to pass it on to you. Learn from my mistakes, benefit from my knowledge. Naturally, I cannot guarantee any actual winnings for you, but they would have worked for me.
