Karla News

Advantages to Having Small Breasts

Bigger Breasts, Male Breasts

I have very small breasts and never wanted them to be bigger. An A-cup bra is actually a tad too big for me; my breasts do not quite fill out the cups, and the cups end up having some crinkles in them because my breasts aren’t big enough to expand out the fabric. If I go braless, you can’t tell. Breast augmentation is one of the most popular cosmetic surgeries; and the women having this surgery don’t necessarily have A-cup breasts; many are B-cup and want to go to C-cup.

There are many advantages to having small breasts. It’s too bad there are women who are obsessed with getting bigger breasts, who cry every day because their breasts are “too small,” and who are bitter and depressed because they can’t wear low-cut outfits. When I see a nice top and then see that it’s low cut, instead of hating my breasts for this, I instead curse the manufacturer.

Advantages to having small breasts:

Breast cancer

If you ever have this disease and must have a double mastectomy, nobody will ever know you had this terrible illness if you’re small enough (unless the wig from chemotherapy arouses suspicions). But many mastectomies are done electively to prevent recurrence or the cancer from developing in the non-cancerous breast. I can’t imagine the emotional hardship it would be to have to explain to people what happened to your breasts.

The only person who’d know you had the double mastectomy would be your lover, but family members and co-workers would never, ever know, and you’d be spared the dread of having to tell people you had a life-threatening disease.

See also  Cous Cous Preparation and Recipes

Breast self-exams

A self-exam is so much easier when the area you’re examining is small.

Sagging

Small breasts can only sag so much with old age. Their “saggability” is severely limited. When I look at my sub-A-cup breasts, I can’t imagine where they could sag to. They are naturally firm and perky.

Brains

My breasts will never be distracting to a man whom I’m discussing something monumental with. In other words, small-breasted women will be taken more seriously, from an intellectual standpoint. I’m not saying that women who are “well-endowed” can’t be smart. This is about MEN: Men sometimes think with their hormones and are prone to paying more attention to big breasts than the smart woman who is speaking to him. When I speak to a man, all attention is focused on what’s coming out of my mouth, not my chest.

Sports

Small breasts will never impede athletic performance. I can’t imagine what a detriment the big bosom would be during competitive volleyball, with all the jumping at the net I used to do. Big breasts would have flapped around like mad. I also run and do jumping drills at the gym. I’ve taken karate and have been smacked in the chest with kicks. This would have hurt with big breasts.

I have done rock-wall climbing. Climbing technique involves keeping the body as flat against the climbing surface as possible, to minimize falling backwards. Big breasts would get in the way. But small ones allowed me to press my body up super-close to the wall.

Rape and assault

Because I’m so “flat,” I can look quite tomboyish or masculine, depending on my attire. This will repel any man who’s looking for a woman to rape or mug. Small breasts are associated with masculinity, or being a jock. If a man perceives me as a jock type or masculine, he won’t want to tangle with me.

See also  The Mystery and Allure of Paris Hilton's Breasts

But at the same time, small breasts can allow me to look like 100 percent woman, because instead of fretting about being “flat,” I focus on my other attributes: killer legs and sculpted shoulders. Not all men are “breast men.” Some men are “leg men.” My type of man is a leg man, so that’s why I’ll never believe that small breasts will prevent me from finding the right man. As long as I flash my gams!