The Hangover is one of the best comedy movies of 2009. The story is about three groomsmen who have to find their lost friend, after an apparent wild alcohol fueled night in Las Vegas, and get him back home in time for his wedding. Most of the funny parts of the The Hangover movie are quotes said by the actor Zach Galifianakis who plays the character Alan Garner. Here are my favorite top 10 funny quotes by Zach Galifianakis in The Hangover:
10 Funny Quotes from The Hangover Movie : Jonas Brothers
Alan: Oh, you know what? Next week’s no good for me; The Jonas Brothers are in town. But any week after that, it’s totally fine.
9 Funny Quotes from The Hangover Movie : Found a Baby
(Waiting for their car outside of Cesars Palace with the baby they found in their hotel room)
Stu: So, uh, are you sure you’re qualified to be taking care of that baby?
Alan: What are you talking about? I’ve found a baby before.
Stu: You found a baby before?
Alan: Yeah!
Stu: Where?
Alan: Coffee Bean
Stu: …Wait, what?
Watch this film clip on YouTube.
8 Funny Quotes from The Hangover Movie : Phones?
Alan: Do you know if the hotel is pager friendly?
Hotel Clerk: What do you mean?
Alan: I’m not getting a sig’ on my beeper.
Hotel Clerk: I’m not sure.
Alan: Is there a payphone bank? Buncha payphones? Business.
Hotel Clerk: Umm, there’s a phone in your room…
Alan: That’ll work.
7 Funny Quotes from The Hangover Movie : Holocaust Ring
Stu: (talking about the stranger Stu apparently married) Oh my God, she is wearing my grandmother’s ring.
Phil: What?
Stu: The ring I’m going to give to Melissa (Stu’s girlfriend). Remember, my grandmother’s Holocaust ring?!
Alan: I didn’t know that they give out rings at the Holocaust
Watch this funny scene on YouTube.
6 Funny Quotes from The Hangover Movie : Ceasars Palace
(checking into Caesars Palace)
Alan Garner: This isn’t the real Caesars Palace, is it?
Hotel Clerk: What do you mean?
Alan Garner: Did, uh, Caesar live here?
Hotel Clerk: Umm, no.
Alan Garner: I didn’t think so.
Watch this Caesar Palace scene on YouTube.
5 Funny Quotes from The Hangover Movie : Chuck E Cheese
Alan: (picking up Phil at the school where he works) Did you have to park so close?
Doug: Yeah, what’s wrong?
Alan: I shouldn’t be here.
Doug: Why is that, Alan?
Alan: I’m not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school… or a Chuck E. Cheese.
4 Funny Quotes from The Hangover Movie : Indiana Jones
Phil: You’re not really wearing that are you?
Alan: Wearing what?
Phil: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just (bleepin) with me?
Alan: It’s where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it’s not a purse, it’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Phil: So does Joy Behar.
3 Funny Quotes from The Hangover Movie : Frowned Upon
Alan: Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It’s not gambling when you know you’re gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system.
Stu: It’s also illegal.
Alan: It’s not illegal, it’s frowned upon, like… masturbating on an airplane.
Phil: I’m pretty sure that’s illegal too.
Alan: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden!
2 Funny Quotes from The Hangover Movie : Ratard
Doug: Either way, you gotta be super smart to count cards buddy, ok?
Alan: Oh Really?!
Doug: It’s not easy.
Alan: Ok, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man because he practically bankrupt the casino and he was a ratard.
Stu: What?
Alan: He was a ratard
Doug. “Retard”
Watch this scene from The Hangover on YouTube.
1 Funny Quotes from The Hangover Movie : Check Its Collar
Phil: (upon waking up and finding a crying baby in their hotel room) Whose (bleeping) baby is that?
Stu: Alan, are you sure you didn’t see anyone else in the suite?
Alan: Yeah, I checked all the rooms… no one’s there. Check its collar or something.
