With Mother’s Day just around the corner, it’s time to sit back and reflect on some of the funniest Mother’s Day quotes ever made. These funny Mother’s Day quotes come from a mix of well known celebrities, and a few not-so-well known sources. Either way, the result is quotes that will make you laugh.
Use these funny Mother’s Day quotes inside Mother’s Day cards, scrapbook pages, or just share them with others. Remember that in parenting a sense of humor is your best weapon!
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.” – Tim Allen
“Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease.” – Lisa Alther
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” – Milton Berle
“I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: “Checkout Time is 18 years.” – Erma Bombeck
“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” – Erma Bombeck
“There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.” – Chinese Proverb
“A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.” – Peter De Vries
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” – Phyllis Diller
“My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet. She’s now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.” – Dame Edna Everage
“My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hackett
“My mom is literally a part of me. You can’t say that about many people except relatives, and organ donors.” – Carrie Latet
“My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.” – Groucho Marx
“The phrase “working mother” is redundant.” – Jane Sellman
“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.” – Calvin Trillin
“I’d like to be the ideal mother, but I’m too busy raising my kids.”– Unknown
“Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.” – Author Unknown
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SOURCES:
http://www.momscape.com/articles/funny-mom-quotes.htm
http://www.mothersday.md/funny-mothers-day-quotes.html
http://festivals.iloveindia.com/mothers-day/mothers-day-humor.html
