- I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
- My Husband and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
- Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
- Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
- Losing a husband can be hard. In my case, it was damned near impossible.
- The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
- Why is marriage is like a violin? After all the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.
- Sex will keep your husband on a leash.
