Ideas for Fathers Interested in Sports
Dear Daddy, for one day, I want to be your golf caddy.
Dad, you’ve been with me through thick and thin, you’ve seen it all. For this Father’s Day, can we just play some ball?
Father, I know that you are busy watching the game, but I wanted to say that I’m glad to have your name.
Ideas for Single Fathers
Dear Daddy, you know I think you are great. So for this Father’s Day I got you a date!
Dad, I’m sorry that we are stuck here without Mommy. If it makes things better I think she is a commie!
Father, I’m sorry that you are single on Father’s Day, but the love you give me makes my insides tingle.
Ideas for Alcoholic Fathers
Dear Daddy, for Father’s Day I’ll give you a beer. Who needs to take their son to hunt for deer?
Dad, for Father’s Day I want you to give up alcohol. I don’t think Mommy can take another police call.
Father, please put down your drink. I want to say Happy Father’s Day before you throw up in the sink.