I take cab rides often as I don’t have a car, and when you take cabs as much as I do you get to know the drivers fairly well. Teresa is a newer driver and the only female driver right now for our small town. She and her husband brought their family to our little town to escape the horrors of the big city in which they had lived. Nothing could have prepared her for the fare she picked up one night and delivered to a local bar. She was initiated into the cab business in a funny but unsavory way.
Early May when Teresa picked my seventeen year old son and I up to drop us off at our work locations it was just another work day for all three of us, or so it seemed. We made small talk for the first few minutes of the ride and then Teresa says, “Amy I have a story to tell you, once I drop off your son.” Soon we were dropping off Alex at his work and we were on the way to my work and that is where the real fun began.
I looked up in the rearview mirror and in one glance I knew the topic of her hot story. “So someone had sex in your cab” I began chuckle. I was born with a natural ability called precognition which allows me to know things that others may not know. I just call it ‘in the know’.
“How did you know that?” she asked with an astonished laugh, noticeably very surprised that I had guessed the subject of her story.
“I am psychic,” I answered her honestly, not wanting to share any psychic information further. “However that in another story for another day, tell me about this couple having sex in here.” I glanced at the seats which were clean and showed no evidence of the alleged act.
Well, I picked up three people the other night shortly after I dropped you off at your house,” she stopped to catch a breath, “two women sat in the back and one man sat up front with me.
This story is getting good, I thought as I settle back into my seat for the remainder of the ride.
Teresa went on “One of the girls bumped my arm so I glanced in my rear view mirror on instinct and I so wish I had not. The one girl touched me to get my attention and in that mirror I seen naked (edited to add upper female parts).” There was touching, kisses and the cutesy little remarks which are often heard during this type of ‘activity’. Just think about that next time you ride in a cab it will surely bring a laugh or two.
Teresa tried to ignore what was going on in the backseat, and the male friend jumped out of the car when Teresa stopped at a corner, he was either disgusted by what he seen or perhaps he was jealous they didn’t include him. Even as Teresa is telling me this story, I am trying hard not to laugh and her face is getting redder by the minute. She had seen the humor in it as well but I know she did not when it was happening.
I asked her what she was doing while this stuff was going on in her back seat and she said she just kept looking out the windows and she turned up her music. She told me the she also reached up and clicked on her camera and caught the whole thing on tape. She knew that no one would believe her if she told them, and by taping them she’d have proof.
I laughed and told her I hoped that they had tipped her well, after the embarrassment they had caused her. She told me that when they got to the bar, they told her their male friend had all the cash and they were broke.
When the women and their male friend called for a ride home that night Art, another cab driver went for them and demanded cash for that ride up front plus the money they had stiffed Teresa on. The trio paid Art al the cash required and he took them home. That was the last cab ride for this trio for a long time.
The next day Teresa showed the tape to the owners of the cab company and they barred the two females from riding in the cab for awhile, but the male continues to ride. These two women would take cabs often so they are well known to the drivers, so they just can’t call and get another driver for a ride.
I told Teresa had that been me driving I would have driven to the police headquarters and let the cops handle it. It’s not that it was two women, it’s the fact that they chose to have sex in a cab that bothered me. That’s public transportation, and with it being daylight when this occurred, anyone could have seen it. It would have been funny reading that write up in the local new paper under the police briefs.
I can imagine that write up would be something like Ms. X age 25 of Athens and MS y age 25 of Athens are facing charges stemming from April 24 cab ride in which they engaged in sexual relations in the backseat of a cab. Pending charges include public indecency, public drunkenness, and well who knows what.
Those type of ‘activities’ should not be on public display in my opinion. After all I ride in cabs on a daily basis and now if I get in there and there are sticky seats I will know what happened! It’s not a nice visual is it? Funny as this story was to hear I am so glad I rode in the cab before that occurred and after she sanitized her back seat.
She got her cab fare for the ride and also got the story of a life time to share with others for the laughs it brings. A chuckle at Teresa’s expense and with her permission her story is told within this article. Drive on Teresa, you rock sista!
