Actor Martin Lawrence doesn’t always appear in the best movies, but he consistently delivers funny lines. The following are some of his best quotes from Bad Boys, Bad Boys II, Blue Streak, What’s The Worst That Could Happen?, and Death at a Funeral.
Best Martin Lawrence Movie Quotes from Bad Boys
The actor plays a narcotics detective Marcus Burnett alongside Will Smith as detective Mike Lowery in the action comedy Bad Boys. Bad Boys was written by Michael Barrie, Jim Mulholland, and Doug Richardson.
Marcus Burnett: Look man, I ain’t getting my sex at home, OK? Don’t deny me this.
Will Smith as Mike Lowery: What are you talking about, man? You sleep with a beautiful woman everyday.
Marcus Burnett: I’m married. That’s what married means. It means you sleep together, but you can’t get none.
Marcus Burnett: $80,000 for this car and you ain’t got no damn cup holder?
Will Smith as Mike Lowery: It’s $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It’s a limited edition.
Marcus Burnett: You damn right it’s limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny d*ck with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just dragging the f*ck along.
Best Martin Lawrence Movie Quotes from Bad Boys II
Martin Lawrence continues his role as narcotics detective Marcus Burnett in the movie Bad Boys II. Bad Boys II was written by Ron Shelton and Jerry Stahl.
Marcus Burnett on Mike’s purple suit: Are you a model or a cop?
Will Smith as Mike Lowery: Hey man, I like looking good, that’s all.
Marcus Burnett: For who?
Mike Lowery: Hey man, don’t hate the playa, hate the game.
Marcus Burnett: Hate the tailor.
Best Martin Lawrence Movie Quotes from Blue Streak
The actor plays a Miles Logan in the 1999 movie Blue Streak. In this movie, Miles Logan is a criminal who pretends to be a cop. Blue Streak was written by Michael Berry, John Blumenthal, and Stephen Carpenter.
Miles Logan: Hey, this is the police. Move your busted-ass vehicle. Move, move, move, move. This is the LAPD. We’ll pop one in your ass. We got guns and shit.
Best Martin Lawrence Movie Quotes from Death at a Funeral
In Death at Funeral, he takes on the character of Ryan. Similar to his other roles, he is ego-driven and funny. Death at a Funeral was written by Dean Craig.
Ryan: Look at Martina, man the girl’s all grown up.
Chris Rock as Ryan’s brother Aaron: You mean little Martina? She’s like in the 12th grade.
Ryan: Well she may be in 12th grade, but that ass is in grad school.
Best Martin Lawrence Movie Quotes from What’s The Worst That Could Happen?
The actor plays thief Kevin Caffrey in the crime comedy What’s The Worst That Could Happen? What’s The Worst That Could Happen? was written by Matthew Chapman.
Kevin Caffrey: I am full of de facto, habeas corpus, and Emancipation Proclamation. Most important, I have a very big pro bono.
