Hospital Haiku
I hate hospitals,
Everything about them sucks.
When can I go home?
Love Haiku
Sometimes love hurts us,
But we still come back for more.
We just never learn.
Love Haiku #2
Who said it’s easy.
Sometimes love is very hard.
Put on your helmet.
Love Haiku #3
Who really needs love?
The question should really be
Who really wants it?
Love Haiku #4
When will he call me?
I have been waiting so long.
Screw him, let’s party.
Love Haiku #5
Love has me on lock.
Wish one day I could break free.
But I’ll never leave.
Career Haiku
A job means money,
But career means happiness.
Why can’t we have both?
Hater’s Haiku
I hear people talk,
Guess I’m doing something right.
Aren’t my haters cute?
Jesus Haiku
He came here for me,
How can I thank Him enough?
I try to live right.
Responsibility Haiku
It’s time to step up,
It seems I have made a mess,
I must clean it up.
Judgment Haiku
We are all the same,
No sin is greater or less.
Look within, then judge.
Encouragement Haiku
You must lift your head,
So that we may see your face.
Trust you are worthy.
Encouragement Haiku #2
You wish to impact?
To inspire and engage?
You can be the change.
Road Rage Haiku
Some people can’t drive,
I wish they would just go home.
I might catch a case.
Road Rage Haiku #2
Swerving in my lane.
Provoking me purposely.
Why would you do that?
Greatness Haiku
Soon I will be great,
Although the journey is long,
Obama did it.
Diet Haiku
I have to lose weight.
I would rather be healthy
Not scary skinny.
New World Order Haiku
Gas prices are high,
Money is tight and jobs scarce.
Glad George “Dub-ya” left?
Presidential Haiku
First Black President,
For a country built by slaves.
Well, it’s about time.
Father Haiku
My father died young.
They say that the good die young.
My dad was the best.
Mother Haiku
She’s so very strong.
With the Lord to guide her steps.
I love my mother.
Heaven Haiku
Streets paved of pure gold.
God has made a place for us.
Beyond the gates: home.
Hell Haiku
The gnashing of teeth.
The constant stench of sulfur.
Hell is not for me.
Bully Haiku
Violence is bad.
And fighting back is childish.
But I will hurt you.
Stalker Haiku
He won’t stop texting.
I just want to go to bed.
He needs a hobby.
Stalker Haiku #2
Hiding in a bush.
He’s lurking in the shadows.
This is uncalled for.
Blessed Haiku
I should not be here.
God saw fit to spare my life.
I am so grateful.
Playground Haiku
We are at the park.
We have monkey bars and swings.
Screw a water slide.
Playground Haiku #2
Playing in the dirt.
The innocence of childhood.
Love so untainted.
Insomniac Haiku
I am so tired.
But I never fall asleep.
Damn paid programming.
Insomniac Haiku #2
Eyes are wide open.
It’s the worst form of torture:
Cleanliness Haiku
Something really stinks.
Like cologne and onion rings.
You need to wash up.
Cleanliness Haiku #2
You left tracks behind.
I can tell where you have been.
Please respect my space.
College Haiku
I love the freedom.
Me being an adult rocks.
God, I miss my house.
Big Brother Haiku
He stole my Barbies.
He even shot me one time.
He made me tough, though.
Reality Television Haiku
The real world of a
Flavor Flav Survivor what?
Reality who?
Money Haiku
Where’d the money go?
Isn’t that what tax is for?
Recession my ass.
Recession Haiku
Who needs a full tank?
I’m just going to my house.
Quarter tank will do.
Recession Haiku #2
I need medicine.
I can’t afford to get sick.
Death would be cheaper.
Recession Haiku #3
Six dollars for milk?
Who is making these prices?
Milk sucks anyway.
Gun Control Haiku
Guns don’t kill people.
You can’t really use a gun
Without a bullet.
Time Haiku
One day you are here.
Life is over so quickly?
But I’m not done yet….?
Doubtful Haiku
Success is for me.
I will be in history.
Say I won’t do it.
Altruistic Haiku
Millions pass by.
But no one offers a hand.
I want to help you.
Angry Haiku
Time has been unkind.
It took you away from me.
I still needed you.
Hungry Haiku
Stomach growls loudly.
I have to fix this somehow.
Top Ramen was on point.
Remote Control Haiku
Where is the remote?
Who will help change the channel?
We are so lazy.
Paper Cut Haiku
It was just paper.
But felt like a machete.
The worst pain ever.
Cell Phone Haiku
The cell is a must.
Technology dependent,
Electric hostage.
Greed Haiku
Material needs,
Money, power and respect.
The green eyed monster.
Patience Haiku
We must be patient.
Good things come to those who wait,
We wait on the Lord.
Innocence Haiku
The heart of a child
Holds many different things.
But not one secret.
Humble Haiku
Unworthy of grace,
Undeserving of His love.
God’s endless mercy.
Soldier Haiku
Defending the weak.
Protecting the innocent.
A warrior’s heart.
Wisdom Haiku
Intelligence speaks.
And while it is doing so,
Wisdom will listen.
Ambition Haiku
Aim high as you can
You can never go too far
The sky won’t stop you.
Loyalty Haiku
As the ocean sits
So closely by the shore’s side
I will never leave.
Black History Haiku
From slave ships we came
From the shadows we crawled
Into endless light.
Africa Haiku
The mother of lands
Where life originated
Oasis of life.
Happiness Haiku
What is happiness?
By what can we measure it?
Happiness is love.
Family Haiku
My kinfolk come first.
They say it takes a village
To raise a child right.
Ignorant Haiku
They say God takes care
Of the children and the fools.
Tell me, which are you?
Laughter Haiku
The mind accepts it,
The face smiles from ear to ear.
The soul’s silent sigh.
Confirmation Haiku
A prayer for guidance.
See God’s reassuring nod.
He says that I’m right.
Betrayal Haiku
You had me fooled.
I could have sworn you were true.
I know better now.
Gentleman’s Haiku
He pulls out the chairs,
Goal oriented as well.
Swagger is a must.
Cousin’s Haiku
Almost like sisters.
Together since our childhood
The unspoken bond.
Hype Haiku
Let’s have a party.
D.J. booth is V.I.P.
Were all going dumb.
Widow’s Haiku
Feeling so lonely.
Still can’t believe it happened.
Never let it go.
Child’s Haiku
Love like no other
The sweet love of a parent
I miss my father.
Spoken Haiku
So little to say,
So many thoughts in my head.
Eloquence wasted.
Simple Haiku
It’s the little things,
They often go unnoticed.
They matter the most.
Transforming Haiku
The caterpillar,
I emerge from the darkness
A new, into flight.
Dream Haiku
My fantasies come to life
My heart’s images.
Angel Haiku
Flight on wings of truth
Muses of inspiration
God’s love in true form.
Beauty Haiku
Absolute beauty
Such pure loveliness indeed
An ocular phenom.
Human Body Haiku
God’s best miracle.
A structure with a purpose.
Marvel human form.
Faith Haiku
Belief without sight
Things believed, but things not seen
The heart knows the truth.
Destiny Haiku
Born with a purpose,
Fate will be victorious.
God has the last word.
Obedience Haiku
When given a task
React with expedience
Respond with valor.
Resilience Haiku
Though some men may fall
Those who find the strength to rise
Will stand up again.
Youth Haiku
The innocent child
Has a heart that is so pure.
Trust without question.
Truth Haiku
The naked eye sees
What it wants despite the truth.
Logic unnoticed.
My Haiku
Seemingly happy.
But screaming on the inside.
Can’t run from myself.
My Haiku #2
My image of life,
Consistent contradiction.
Complete irony.
My Haiku #3
My thoughts are racing
My cognitive dissonance
There will be no sleep.
My Haiku #4
Contemplative thought.
Gazing out of a window.
No answers in sight.
My Haiku #5
The question starts here,
The idea of knowing.
The answer to why.
My Haiku #6
When you first notice
The beginning of the end
It’s already over.
