As a hot woman myself, I think I can help you find the best places to find the hottest women around. If you haven’t been able to find any hot women lately, it’s probably because you haven’t been looking in the right places. Most likely you’ve been searching at bars, night clubs, and the beach. Sure, the girls are out there, but are they really hot? To find truly hot women, you’ve got to start looking in alternative places. Try these surprising locations:
The frozen food aisle at your local grocery store – A girl gets all worked up shopping for groceries for the family! You’ll often find us fanning ourselves with the actual doors of the frozen food display.
Standing in front of the oscillating fans at a nearby department store – Sometimes, a cool breeze is something you just can’t wait around for. Hot flashes pop up at odd times, so we scurry for the instant coolness a fan provides. Look for us there!
At the pool – Hot women are very hard to locate at the pool. This is because you wont find us laying out on lounge chairs, or putting our bodies out on display. If you look closely, however, you’ll be able to catch a glimpse of us as we sit, fully submerged, in the shallow end of the pool. Our nostrils and eyes may be the only thing you’ll see, as we try to escape from our “hotness” by trying to replicate the lifestyle of the hippopotamus.
In the women’s health section at the library – We are hot, we are bothered, and we don’t understand why! Thus, we can be spotted pouring through women’s health books trying to comprehend what is happening to our bodies.
Under a shady oak tree – The outdoors is a dangerous place for a hot woman. IF we wander outdoors, we tend to gravitate toward the shade. You can spot us by our furious fanning of paper products; we do this in an attempt to keep from getting overheated. It doesn’t really work though.
Sweating like a beast at the little league baseball field – Hot women have kids. We really hate the way we sweat in the sun, so you’ll find us hovering together in odd places trying to stay cool. We will typically be seen wearing sun visors, and carrying around battery operated misting fans.
At the beach – This is one location you were right about! Hot women really are at the beach, but we’re not out playing volleyball or slathering ourselves with suntan oil. Our bodies are hidden under beach cover-ups, we’re huddled under beach umbrellas, and most likely, reading that book we found at the library.
If you’re a hot woman, or know someone who is, share your story. We want to know where to find YOU!
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SOURCES:
Unfortunate personal knowledge & experience
