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The Cancer Man

Chris O'donnell

The Cancer Man
June 22 ~ July 23

The Cancer Man is a mystery. A man of few words. A man so private that it may take a lifetime to lay claim in understanding him, and even then, it will be your word against his. It’s a rough shell you will come upon on your first meeting. A tough and stand-offish exterior is considered to be quite the norm. But, dig a little further, and you shall find a man of many moods. Coy, ultra-sensitive and very practical. The Cancer Man will leave you guessing as to which of his personalities will make an entrance on this day. You’ll want to take your time on figuring out the best way to approach this courageous man, for once you have actually figured him out, you’ll truly want to remain close by his side.

The Cancer Man studies his options very carefully. He will weigh all sides and find it sensible to rattle off all details of his decision. The Cancer Man is extremely intelligent and security is always his aim. His intuition is keen and his views are always kept objective. It’s your safety he seeks. The Cancer Man is one who will make sure you have everything you could possibly need. The retirement fund will be in order, the savings account earning steadily and your home well-insured. After all, your pretty little head shouldn’t have to worry about such mundane matters when his dinner needs to be prepared or his trousers need to be pressed. That’s where you will be treasured most. The Cancer Man is a traditionalist. He will leave the cave with the intent of dragging back a feast. A burly man to be sure, with broad shoulders and arms strong enough to hold you everlastingly protected and sound.

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The Cancer Man will dress to impress. Only the most extravagant suits and the finest shoes will line his closet walls. He is one to firmly believe the notion to always dress for the part, for you never know who you might run into. A Cancer Man will also understand how important seizing every opportunity becomes. He acquires wealth fairly easily because money is somewhat tied to his esteem and sense of self-worth. An attribute that will ultimately and proudly hold his recognition as well.

The Cancer Man also holds family in the highest regard. An especially close relationship with his mom will prove to be a high standard set in stone that you must try to live up to. An extremely difficult task, to say the least. There’s a wide understanding among many that a way a man treats his mother holds the key into the way he will treat his beloved wife. If that is true, the indication will be, he will treat you with respect, loyalty, and great adoration. It comes with a price though. The Cancer Man will want, rather expect, you to rub his feet after a long hard day or massage his strong aching back. You may have to clip his toenails or iron his dress shirts occasionally, and probably at a moments notice. But, please do not be alarmed, the benefits vastly outweigh whatever inconvenience this poses for you in the moment.

To truly be in love with a Cancer Man is a gift that keeps on giving throughout the rest of your life that you share. It is almost impossible to get him to the alter, so be prepared to dive into an all out mission impossible. If you can manage to delve into his inner most thoughts and feelings, you will begin to solve his mystique. He wants so painfully to be loved, but has great difficulty in letting anyone break through that rock solid exterior. His enormous sensitive soul challenges loving conversation and makes everything more difficult then they need be. Never lose faith, the woman of his dreams will instinctively know when to roll up her sleeves and begin the seemingly impossible task at hand. Before long, knowing glances between the two of you will seal your relationship. This will ultimately be the woman to magically appear in his every dream. Her name will be the first to enter his mind when he awakes and her face will be the last image he holds tightly before he sleeps.

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The results of you tenacity, dedication and unwavering persistence? You’ll be surprised endlessly with gifts that are selected with the utmost care. H will wine and dine you in the finest bistros and always manage to grant your every whim. He will keep you out of harm’s way, your worries will be minimal and your laughter always genuine. If you are found worthy, your heart will be his, simply and forever.

Celebrity Cancer Men ~

Tom Cruise ~ July 3, 1962, Kevin Bacon ~ July 8, 1958, Matthew Fox ~ July 14, 1966, 50-Cent ~ July 6, 1975, Derek Jeter ~ June 26, 1974, Chris O’Donnell ~ June 26, 1970, Tobey Maguire ~ June 27, 1975, George Michael ~ June 25, 1963, John Cusak ~ June 28, 1966, Tom Hanks ~ July 9, 1956