It is likely that you have at least one e-mail address that you use for everything. However these days, it is even more likely that you have at least two e-mail addresses. Usually there is one for personal use and one for professional and/or business use.
When you check your e-mail, you often see fun lines at the end under signatures. These are known as “sig lines.” This is short for signature lines. They are often confusing unless you know or at least know about the person who sent the e-mail. However, sometimes they are just funny and other times they are inspiring.
If you do not have at least one sig line in your e-mail, it is likely that you want. Many e-mails offer an option to keep a signature in the e-mail so that you do not always have to type the lines. This means that you can keep your sig lines there and change them whenever you feel like having something different. It is likely that you want sig lines that match your personality or profession for your e-mail.
The best sig lines are easy to remember lines or at least easy to remember quotes. Quotes are probably the most common sig lines found in e-mails. This means that you probably want some of the best quotes for sig lines. Here’s a list of some of the best quotes that can be used as sig lines if you do not feel like being ambitious enough to find your own.
85% of the worlds work is done by people who don’t feel very well – Winston Churchill
Remember there’s no I in team… (but there is an M and an E)
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
A morning without coffee is like something without something else.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
I took the initiative in creating the internet – Al Gore
If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure. – George W. Bush
Prof: ” Don’t ask me stupid questions like, ‘What’s Newton’s First Law?'” Student: “Who’s Newton?”
If there is a nonessential phrase, you stick it in commas. Commas are the garbage bags of grammar.
If you aren’t going to listen, at least pretend to listen!
Bad spellers of the world Untie!
Remember, even at a Mensa convention someone is the dumbest person in the room!
If homosexuality is a disease, can I call into work ‘gay’?
I’m very responsible, when ever something goes wrong they always say I’m responsible.
“There are 2 ways to do it – my way and the right way.”
“There’s something in this room that makes you can’t speak well.”
He’s as fast as the Lead Cat in a dog sled Team
The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.
May your trouble be like the old man’s teeth… few and far between.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Debate politics with a fern. If you lose, refuse to water it.
“I see…” said the blind man. “I saw…” said the carpenter.
A good pun is it’s own reword.
“Alex, I’ll take ‘Things Only I Know’ for $200”
‘Happiness is a warm puppy’ – Charles Schultz (1922-2000)
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. – Josh Billings
Of course, many of the best sig lines are creative ones that are written personally. They may be completely original or plays on other quotes or sayings. I do like the quote, “Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.” Then, I also like the quotes, “A flute without holes is not a flute. A dough-nut without holes is a Danish,” and “Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Being that I like to write and I like literature, I often look for quotes about writing or literature that I will either use as sig lines or use for ideas to write my own.
My sister likes to be silly and the phrase “smarter than the average bear,” came to her mind. However, she did not want to use such a common phrase. She thought about animals and other living things and then she thought of “amoeba,” so her sig line is “Smarter than the average amoeba.”
Sig lines are fun and simple and they help people to remember your e-mail.
