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Quotes on Coffee

Dave Barry, T. S. Eliot

“The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.”
~ Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

“No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.”
~ Henry Ward Beecher

“As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.”
~ Author Unknown

“Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.”
~ Author Unknown

“This coffee falls into your stomach, and straightway there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move like the battalions of the Grand Army of the battlefield, and the battle takes place. Things remembered arrive at full gallop, ensuing to the wind. The light cavalry of comparisons deliver a magnificent deploying charge, the artillery of logic hurry up with their train and ammunition, the shafts of with start up like sharpshooters. Similes arise, the paper is covered with ink; for the struggle commences and is concluded with torrents of black water, just as a battle with powder.”
~ Honore de Balzac

“Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.”
~ Author Unknown

“Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.”
~ Jessi Lane Adams

“Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.”
~ Stephanie Piro

Ultimate office automation – networked coffee machines.”
~ Author Unknown

“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.”
~ T.S. Eliot

“It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. I bet this kind of thing does not happen to heroin addicts. I bet that when serious heroin addicts go to purchase their heroin, they do not tolerate waiting in line while some dilettante in front of them orders a hazelnut smack-a-cino with cinnamon sprinkles.”
~ Dave Barry

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“Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.”
~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh

“A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.”
~ Paul Erdos

“Coffee in England is just toasted milk.”
~ Christopher Fry

“Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?”
~ Jean Kerr

“I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.”
~ Martha Quinn

“I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up.”
~ Megan Mullally

“Look I eat really well and I work out, but I also indulge when I want to. I don’t starve myself in an extremist way. You’re not taking away my coffee or my dairy or my glass of wine because I’d be devastated.
~ Jennifer Aniston

“Among the numerous luxuries of the table — coffee may be considered as one of the most valuable. It excites cheerfulness without intoxication; and the pleasing flow of spirits which it occasions — is never followed by sadness, languor or debility.”
~ Benjamin Franklin

Resources:

The Quote Garden
Brainy Quote
World’s Best Coffee Quotes