Party cove has been described as wild, rowdy, hedonistic, bacchanal and a floating frat party. No matter what words are used to explain the atmosphere of Party Cove, be assured, it’s not a place for the kids. Party Cove is the place to be for visitors to the Lake of the Ozarks seeking an outrageous social gathering on the water. This is where drinking is a sport and bikini tops seem to be optional.
Party Cove isn’t listed on any official area map. Tradition is that Party Cove began in the 1960s and has continued at various locations on the Lake of the Ozarks ever since. Currently the spot designated as Party Cove is actually named Anderson Hollow Cove. The site is within the boundaries of Lake of the Ozark State Park at the 4 Mile Marker of the Grand Glaize Arm of the lake. There is another cove with a similar name that has been mistaken as the spot.
Anderson Cove is not Party Cove. Anderson Hollow Cove is the right place. The major difference between them is the correct place does not have houses or private docks. The confusion has gotten to be prevalent enough that “no mooring” buoys are in place to keep boats from dropping anchor at the wrong place.
Anderson Hollow Cove is easily found by passing under the Grand Glaize Bridge, where US Highway 54 crosses the lake in Osage Beach. Then turn port side (that’s left for the landlubbers) to Mile Marker 4. There usually are a large number of boats to follow to Party Cove, just join the armada. Take it slow, there is a speed limit posted.
The merrymaking occurs throughout the summer on weekends and holidays. Boats of every size and description arrive at the cove by noon. Anchors are dropped and the water craft are lashed together forming long lines parallel to the shoreline. Between the rows of boats is a channel lovingly called “the gauntlet” by the seasoned Party Cove’er. Travel through “the gauntlet” is risky. Water blasters send streams of liquid at passing vessels, water balloons drop like bombs and shouts of “show your boobs” rises over the music and motors.
The crowd at this floating carvel represents a mixture representing a broad range of income levels and ages. Status is demonstrated in cigarette boats and yachts. Those less prosperous are aboard smaller vessels or freeloading on the boat of a friend. Swimwear is scanty and for some not worn at all. To rate the Party Cove triple X does not go far enough to explain the display of human bodies and activities.
Adult beverages flow on every vessel. Spirits distributors and beer companies market there brands from boats sporting the trademark logos. Frequently, beverage companies and radio stations team-up to present free concerts at Party Cove. Even without a live performance, there is always music blasting from speakers on a boat or two.
The average Party Cove’er is twenty-something but the turnout includes all ages. Anyone looking for a wild time will find it at Party Cove. The cove has been featured in articles in numerous publications including the New York Times and even mentioned by celebrities on talk shows. The reputation of the cove is that it is the best party in the United States. Party Cove is a place where pretty much anything goes, within the law of course.
Boat operators can be stopped for a sobriety check and the BUI (boating under the influence) penalties are no picnic. Topless sunbathers wearing a thong make it seem like nudity is okay but it is not. Being topless won’t draw a fine but keep the genitals covered. The Missouri State Water Patrol is the law enforcement agency on the lake and they maintain a presence at Party Cove. It’s best to have a designated captain to operate your boat.
The Lake of the Ozarks is located in mid-Missouri within 150 miles of either Kansas City or St. Louis. This resort area has lodging available from simple campsites up to condo rentals. Thousands have lakeside second homes to use on weekends and vacation. There are numerous area attractions in addition to Party Cove including many lakeside bars and restaurants.
The Lake of the Ozarks has summer job opportunities, perfect for college students. Full-time year round employment is also available at the Lake. Major resorts are always hiring as well as several restaurants and retail stores. There truly is a need to fill jobs of every kind.
The area has some of the best golf courses in the mid-west. Most courses are open to the general public and some are associated with resorts. The resorts also offer lodging and restaurants.
For more family friendly attractions the Lake of the Ozarks has museums, outlet shopping, water parks and nature trails for hiking. There are many mini-golf courses, go carts, cave tours and of course, the lake. Boating, swimming, sunbathing and fishing are all great family activities. So, whether Party Cove is your thing or something tamer, the Lake of the Ozarks is the place to be.
Reference:
- Vacation Information can be found at (www.funlake.com)
