The 2007 comedy hit, “Juno”, is about a 16 year old girl that discovers she is pregnant. The father? — Her best friend, Bleeker. The unique personality of the main character, Juno, makes for some interesting quotes. Here are some of the funniest quotes from the movie “Juno.
Rollo: “That ain’t no etch-a-sketch. This is one doodle that can’t be un-did, homeskillet.”
Juno MacGuff: “You should’ve gone to China, you know, ’cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.
Juno MacGuff: I think I’m in love with you.
Paulie Bleeker: You mean as friends?
Juno MacGuff: No… I mean for real. ‘Cause you’re, like, the coolest person I’ve ever met, and you don’t even have to try, you know…
Paulie Bleeker: I try really hard, actually.
Rollo: You better pay for that pee-stick when you’re done with it. Don’t think it’s yours just because you marked it with your urine!
Punk Receptionist: Would you like a free condom? They’re boysenberry.
Juno MacGuff: No, thanks. I’m off sex right now.
Punk Receptionist: My boyfriend wears them every time we have intercourse, it makes his junk smell like pie.
Juno MacGuff: As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni. And, I know that people are supposed to fall in love before they reproduce, but… I guess normalcy isn’t really our style.
Leah: Whoa! Check out Baby Big Head. Dude, that thing is freaky lookin’.
Juno MacGuff: Excuse me. I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you’ve got in your stomach is Taco Bell.
Vijay: I’m gonna stop wearing underwear. Raise my sperm count
Steve Rendazo: Hey, your book fell apart!
Juno MacGuff: Right?
Steve Rendazo: It must’ve looked at your face!
Paulie Bleeker: Did you put like, a hundred things of tic-tacs in my mailbox?
Juno MacGuff: …Um, yeah, that was me.
Paulie Bleeker: Why?
Juno MacGuff: …Well you know, because they’re your fav – and I figured you could never have enough of your favorite one calorie breath mints.
Juno MacGuff: I’m pregnant.
Paulie Bleeker: What should we do?
Juno MacGuff: Well, I should just… I was thinking I’d just nip it in the bud before it gets worse. Because they were talking about in health class how pregnancy... It can often lead to an infant.
Paulie Bleeker: Typically, yeah… Yeah that’s what happens when our mothers and teachers get pregnant.
Juno MacGuff: Uhhh, I hate it when adults use the term “sexually active.” What does it even mean? Am I gonna like deactivate some day or is it a permanent state of being?
Juno Quotes – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0467406/quotes
