This letter was placed on the table for Santa Claus, next to milk and cookies Joey left out for him. The outside of the envelope was printed, “Dear Santa Claus, Please Do Not Open Until You Leave”
Dear Santa Claus;
Do you remember the bicycle I asked you for last Christmas? Well, you forgot, didn’t you Butt-head! You know the cookies you just had with milk? Well, I made them with laxative and fiberglass insulation! I sincerely hope your butt bleeds all the way back to the stupid North Pole!
Yours Truly;
– Joey
