“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.” – Jessica Simpson
“Is there, like, maids for, like, celebrities?” – Jessica Simpson
“I want people to fall in love with my voice before my image.” – Jessica Simpson
I wanted to give up, but my family kept me going.” – Jessica Simpson (referring to loosing a spot on the Mickey Mouse Club to Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.)
“Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?” – Jessica Simpson
Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?” –Jessica Simpson
“No thanks. I don’t eat buffalo. – Jessica Simpson (her response after being offered buffalo wings.)
Guy: All right, Hamburger Hamlet, Harbor House, Oriental Seafood…
Jessica: Anal Seafood? What?
Jessica’s Mom: Angel Seafood.
Jessica: Oh.
Guy: No, Oriental Seafood.
Jessica: Oriental.
Jessica: I thought he said “Anal Seafood.
“Well, 23 is old! It’s almost 25 which is almost mid-twenties.” – Jessica Simpson
“I like your hairy ass. If you want me to lick it, I’ll lick it.” – Jessica Simpson (referring to Nick Lachey.)
“Oh gaa!” – Jessica Simpson (“gaa” instead of “god”.)
Jessica: I love the smell of these candles, I wonder what are they again?
[checks label]
Jessica: Oh, unscented.
I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it.” – Jessica Simpson
“I have bubbles in my tummy… it’s just air. It’s not stink. Promise.” – Jessica Simpson
“I’d go to concerts and think, ‘That’s exactly what I want to do.” – Jessica Simpson
“I think I need to go, um…drop some kids of at the pool.” – Jessica Simpson
“I think that freshness and that innocence is something that is missing from a lot of female singers. I’m certainly not denying that I’m young, but I’m not fluff.” – Jessica Simpson
“I’m such a sucker for sappy songs. I’m a big romantic, and I love love. I love singing about it and listening to songs about it.” – Jessica Simpson
“What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing–and it was like one of his first times–and he knocked out a duck. He hit a duck. Like, I’m scared something like that’s gonna happen.” – Jessica Simpson (after being invited to go golfing with her husband.)
“I would love for the time to come where somebody can talk about me and not have to talk about Britney and Christina in the same senten.” – Jessica Simpson
“I was like, ‘I want that one!” – Jessica Simpson (on boyfriend Nick Lachey of 98 Degrees.)
“After 9-11, I knew that I never ever wanted to be away from Nick ever for the rest of my life.” – Jessica Simpson
“My boob gets in the way.” – Jessica Simpson (when she had difficult problems golfing.)
“It is fun putting it in, but then you have to fold it.” – Jessica Simpson (the ups and downs of doing laundry)
“I love to sing and that’s what I want to do the most. But there are so many other things you have to do. It’s frustrating because all you want to do is sing. It’s all part of the business, and you have to do all the other stuff. I just like to go on stage and perform.” – Jessica Simpson
“Just believe in yourself and who you are and that you can accomplish anything if you put your mind to it. To love yourself would be the biggest hope for girls today.” – Jessica Simpson
“Faith has helped me to be a strong person and stay level headed. It brings me peace. In this business you definitely need peace” – Jessica Simpson
Resources:
IMDB
Sweetkisses
Jessica-Simpson.org
JessicaSimpsonfan.com
