Sometimes you’re looking for a chocolate gift idea that really makes a statement. You’ve found it with edible anus chocolates! They would make the PERFECT gift for your proctocologist!
What are edible anus chocolates? They’re actually Belgium chocolate molded into the shape of an anus. And yes, they do very closely resemble that human anatomical part. They must taste better than they look, since purportedly, people are crazy about them! Not only do these chocolate delicacies, supposedly, taste delicious, but the company who makes them also claims they have aphrodisiac properties and have the ability to relieve the symptoms of a hangover. Plus, who can forget the health benefits of chocolate? A recent study just showed that eating chocolate on a daily basis can lower your blood pressure. How’ s that for a multipurpose product?
Edible anus chocolates come in both dark and white chocolate varieties which is wonderful for those who like freedom of choice. Now, the downside, the demand for these unconventional chocolates has been so great that the product is currently unavailable. BUT, the company hopes to have edible chocolate anuses available again in October of this year, just in time for the holiday season. I can’t think of a more unique chocolate holiday gift than this!
Have I aroused your interest in this new product? Well, let’s think about who you may be able to present these unique chocolates to as a gift:
1. The doctor who did your colonoscopy. What more appropriate and innovative gift could there be? Imagine the look on your physician’s face when he opens the box and sees the perfect replica of an anus staring back at home, in chocolate, no less!
2. Your mother-in-law. Now don’t get me wrong, I like my mother-in-law, as many of you do. But there are some people who feel differently and might be trying to send a subtle message, sort of a passive-aggressive way of displaying their true feelings. How mad could she be anyway? They ARE made of chocolate!
3. Your boss. No, maybe you’d better not try this one. You need the job and the health insurance coverage. Maybe you could send a box of these little goodies anonymously . He’ll get the message.
4. Your ex-spouse. Need I say more?
So, if you’re planning your holiday list early and you need a unique chocolate gift idea, your search is over. We can only hope the company get these chocolate goodies back on the market in time. Get your order in early. It sounds like they won’t last long!
