Entertainment on Craigslist.Org

Craigslist.org is a place to go online to post and reply to free classified ads. People post from around the world, so it is very possible to find anything you may be looking for. However, being able to post for free, there are some very unusual and entertaining posts.

My TEETH – m4m

I left my Dentures in your Silverado last night. I gave you my number but did not get yours. Please call me asap. I need my teeth. We met in the parking lot of Margarita Jones. Get back to me asap please. Thank you.

need motivatoin

I have been trying to get back into the gym on a regular basis now. I now what I am doing I just need someone to say ” lets go”. Not interested in paying someone to train me, just a friend to work out with that won’t flake out on me. I belong to LA fitness on Wilmot. I am off Sun., Mon, and some Tuesdays. The other days vary, I sometimes walk at the park when our son has practice.

LET’S WATCH “ALIEN” ON YOUR BIG SCREEN TV!!!!!! (your place)

Hi!
I have a very small TV, and I’ve been itching to watch my original “Alien” VHS tape
on a big screen LCD TV. Could we watch it in yours? We could make it an Alien Party!
I could bring the chips and salsa, or a bit of 420 if you like that. We could invite other
Craigslisters who like Alien too!
It would be even better if you had a DVD of the original Alien!

Need mailing address (tucson )

I moved to CA and want to keep my car registered
In AZ. The DMV fees are outrages in ca I need a mailing address to use for the insurance co.
I would only need it for one or two pieces of mail.
Thank you

how to e-mail respond on craigs list (tucson)

i cant respond to ads on craigs list what am i doing wrong i use cox.net

Can You Help A Girl Out? (Tucson)

Early Thirties and cute! I am looking for some help. I recently moved to Tucson and am having a hard time. I need someone to help out with bills and right away. Will explain the situation to interested parties.

Dead Snakes

I want your dead snakes. Nothing decomposed, frozen is fine. Willing to pay $1 per foot. For those who must know what I’m doing with them I will be backing bows with the,

Has God spoken 2 U about $400,000.00 (I re-wrote this!) (All of Phx)

If God has spoke to about blessing me with $400,000.00 please contact me as soon as possible. If God Has’nt,, please dont,, thank you. I have been praying and believing God For this amount for a specific work/ purpose now, for quite some time. God may, or may NOT use some one here on this sight! This is NOT a fundraiser. I am NOT wanting a bunch of people to send me money. I am just letting my request known, And I believe it is POSSIBLE, that God will, and can, put it on one partiular persons, heart to help me!. God may use another sourse altogether different. An inheritence, a rare antique, some rare find,, who knows!! He MIGHT NOT EVER bless me with the $400,000.00. I just dont know, however, I am going to keep asking Him, and beleiving Him for it. Please dont judge or critisize me, pray for me, I truly do have a vision and a very blessed purpose for needing it, and I am needing it for UN-SELFISH reasons!! You can believe me, or NOT believe me, God Knows my heart, and my intentions. It will bless alot of people every where. If you believe God is speaking to you to help me with it, Call me, and I will share with you the purpose for it, It is for Gods kingdom, and hurting/ needy people. No matter what you think of me, never forget , God truly does love you, more than you can ever possibly imagine! He loved you enough to lay down is very own life just for you,, even if you were the only one on this planit! Seek God with all your heart, trust in what Jesus the Christ did for you, and He will prove Himself to you! Be blessed.. 602-768-8353 Kevin PS, To all My brothers and sisters in Christ, you COULD possibly pray something like this, if you would? Father, If this Kevin, is for real, and He does need the finances for your kingdom purpose, and to be a help/ blessing to needy hurting people, then God, bless him with the funds, and give him the wisdom he needs to be responsible with it. But either way, no matter what, let YOUR will be done, in the name of Jesus, Amen.

Sadistic Jewish Psychiatrist Masterminds Psych Abuse Case

US Government Cracking Down On Truth In Mental Health Care Human Rights Abuse Case
The United States Department of Justice has been involved in a long-term malicious and sadistic cover-up of one of the most shocking and brutal psychiatric human rights abuse cases in world history due to the collusion of the US government in the abuses associated with this case. What we see in this story is that all of the American psychiatrists have become like-minded diabolically insane sadists whose only concern in dealing with the victims of “The American Psychiatric Industry of Enslavement, Torture, and Death” is to cover-up for the incompetence and brutality of themselves and their associates and of a consistently unethical US Department of Justice which works with the American psychiatrists to crush the lives and interests of sane social activists and poor people. We also see that Texas Is America’s “Mental Health Care Killing Fields” where mental health care human rights abuses are instituted with unusual ignorance, arrogance, and cruelty. The mastermind of this filthy mental health care human rights abuse case, Dr Theodore Pearlman, or “The Texas Butcher”, has earned recognition as “The Father of American Psychiatric Tyranny and Ignorance”. This brutal Jewish psychopath psychiatrist drives around Houston, Texas in his $72,000 BMWs as his victims struggle to survive on a daily basis. Dr Pearlman hides behind the propaganda campaign of insisting the Jewish people are the chosen people who would never commit such crimes against humanity as he and many other Jewish psychiatrists have done over a lifetime. Dr Pearlman is being protected by the consistent lies of an unusually brutal and corrupt Texas Justice Department and likewise brutal and corrupt federal US Department of Justice both of which have shown sadistic and hostile indifference to the bizarre nature of the human rights abuses associated with this case. The late Dr Jack Edeiken, another psychopath and “The Father of Radiological Tyranny”, worked with Dr Pearlman to implement tyrannical abuses of medical education and radiology into the paradigm of this mental health care human rights abuse case. The bottom line is Dr Pearlman now ranks among the leading criminally insane human rights abuser psychiatrists in world history. An online story synopsis dealing with this case can be found under “Tortured By The USA” at: http://t1c.blogspot.com

Harold Mandel, MD
Reporter
Mandel Alternative Medicine News Service
http://www.mandelnews.com

The Harold Mandel, MD Natural Mental Health Care Reform Foundation
http://www.haroldmandel.com/foundation.aspx

4/2-4/16: Please Call and Confirm Now! (Toronto-GTA)

Hello Dear Valued Volunteers;
My name is Ray M.Oroumi , I am Dental Hygiene Graduate. In order to get my license to practice in Ontario I need to present a client with minimum 20 teeth.
Exam date is Saturday April 17, 2010. Location: Downtown Toronto George Brown College.
In exchange I will reward potential candidate with:
——- Certificate of Free Dental Cleaning for Life Time (100% Guaranteed)
———And $150 Cash reward.

Please if you are interested or have questions call me @ (416) 262-0059 (Ray) or Email: smile.city@hotmail.com

Best Regards
Ray M.Oroumi

Craigslist is a convenient site to post and reply to free classified ads. Sometimes there are some really outrageous posts on there that are very high in entertainment value. There are many more than what are on this list, so if you need a laugh, check out some of the posts on Craigslist..

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http://www.craigslist.org/about/sites

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6157363/20-most-bizarre-Craigslist-adverts-of-all-time.html