“Easy A” is a 2010 comedy starring golden globe nominee Emma Stone. The following are some humorous quotes from the film which was written by Bert V. Royal.
Google Earth Easy A Quote
This line is from the opening of the film where Emma Stone’s character is talking about how invisible she used to be.
Olive: If Google Earth were a guy, he probably couldn’t find me if I was dressed up as a ten story building.
George Easy A Quote
This line was part of a funny scene between actresses Emma Stone and Aly Michalka. George was the name of the guy Olive said she went on a date with.
Rhiannon: George is not a sexy name. George is like what you name your teddy bear.
Lyrics Easy A Quote
This was part of a funny bit from the film involving a Natasha Bedingfield song.
Olive: It feels like I got a love and it’s all mine.
Protection Easy A Quote
Marianne (actress Amanda Bynes) is the religious girl who is judging Olive for having sex.
Marianne: I just hope you had the good sense to use protection.
Olive: Why? Your parents didn’t.
Public School Easy A Quote
Principal Gibbons: This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys of the pipe, I get a bonus.
Principal’s Office Easy A Quote
The mother’s reaction to Olive being sent to the principal’s office was funny because it’s in opposition to how many parents would react and to the actual reason.
Olive: I got sent to the principal’s office today.
Rosemary: Oh, did you win a medal or something?!
Love Easy A Quote
The sarcastic bit of pop culture references by Emma Stone’s character was amusing in the movie.
Rhiannon: Aren’t you suppose to be eternally in love with him?
Olive: Yes, I believe so if I was a gossip girl at Sweet Valley High of the Traveling Pants.
Gnome Easy A Quote
This movie line was in response to her gay friend’s reaction to Emma Stone’s character removing her underwear.
Olive: What do you think I have down there, a gnome?
Freak Flag Easy A Quote
Mrs. Griffith: Let your freak flag fly. Just make sure you have an exit.
Divorce Easy A Quote
Olive (to Marianne): …Sometimes our boyfriend’s parents get divorced, and the important thing to remember is it’s not your fault.
Sharpest Christian Easy A Quote
Mrs. Griffith: He’s not the sharpest Christian in the Bible.
Wizard Easy A Quote
Olive: Is there a minister around… a reverend… a wizard?
Woman: It’s a pastor.
Hell Easy A Quote
This scene of dialogue between Emma Stone and actor Fred Armisen involving the existence of Hell was one of the most funny parts of the movie.
Pastor: How can I help you today?
Olive: I was just wondering what your church’s stance on lying and adultery was?
Pastor: It’s not a good thing.
Olive: Oh, I agree wholeheartedly. But then, now tell me this, assuming there is a Hell…
Pastor: Oh the Christian church recognizes the existence of Hell.
Olive: Ok, so we’ll just say there’s a “Hell”…
Pastor: There is. Just so we’re clear.
Olive: Ok, for argument’s sake…
Pastor: No, there’s no argument, it’s there. Right below our feet. Right above the Orient. It’s there.
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