Big Brother 9: Big Brother After Dark Happenings and Spoliers – March 23rd 2008

A brief, play by play recap of tonight’s (Sunday, March 23) Big Brother 9: Big Brother After Dark on Showtime.

The houseguests are sitting around the table, drinking wine and painting eggs. Natalie is painting a beaver. Typical.

The eggs came in a basket the houseguests received from Big Brother. The Easter basket also had candy in it.

Nat, finishing one glass of wine with another in front of her, goes on a little rant about her theory with the importance of the number eight. Sadly, she is partly correct with this one.

The guests go into a rant about how they are being portrayed on CBS. They talk about how they are guided in the confession room, and how much of the time they spend in there is actually shown. They guess about a minute a person, which is probably a little high.

Ha, now they are going are talking about the ‘strip session,’ which is putting it likely. If you haven’t seen it, youtube it. It is pretty obscene.

Sheila just commented that Big Brother should not give them alcohol, because when Adam starts to look good, something is wrong.

Natalie and Sheila continue to drink, and Nat is now standing and staring at Matt’s black and white photo.

Sheila continues to comment that something is wrong when Adam starts to look good.

Joshuah is encouraging Adam to make a play at Sheila, because she is drunk and ‘gitty.’

Chelsia is going crazy. She is breaking chocolate rabbits and eggs and swearing up a storm. She is ripping Natalie a new one. Joshuah’s expression is priceless. He is just sitting, hand over mouth and eyebrows raised, looking at Chelsia. It is as happy as I have seen him. She is now talking to everyone. She doesn’t care that she crushed a bunny on Jesus Christ’s birthday… even though Easter isn’t His birthday.

Chelsia is talking as though she has already been evicted. Not looking good for her. Natalie is in her room, upset, telling America that this putting other people down makes Chelsia feel better about herself.

Yeah, this is a total meltdown. Chelsia is saying how she is going to go have sex with Matty in sequester. Everyone in the house is talking about Chelsia in their own rooms, while Chelsia continues to rant in the dining room.

Chelsia seems resigned to the fact that she will no longer be in the house. Nat is upset that Chelsia is singling her out in her tirades. Everyone tells Nat to keep her head up because Chelsia will soon be evicted.

And that is all folks. Wish it would have kept going just a little longer tonight, things were still pretty interesting.