“Any man can be a father, but it takes a special person to be a dad” — Unknown
“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.” — Charles Wadsworth
A man’s children and his garden both reflect the amount of weeding done during the growing season. — Unknown
It is admirable for a man to take his son fishing, but there is a special place in heaven for the father who takes his daughter shopping.” — John Sinor
“A father carries pictures where his money used to be.” — Unknown
“Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.” — Red Buttons
“You don’t have to deserve your mother’s love. You have to deserve your father’s. He’s more particular.” — Robert Frost
“When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?’ He answered, ‘If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.'” — Jerry Lewis
“I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say, ‘Yeah? When?'” — Bill Hicks
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.” — Peter De Vries
I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father’s protection.” — Sigmund Freud
“A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty.” — Unknown
“The greatest gift I ever had
Came from God; I call him Dad!” — Unknown
“I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four.” — Homer Simpson
“Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.” — Bill Cosby
“It is impossible to please all the world and one’s father.” — Jean de La Fontaine
“I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.” — Harry S. Truman
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.” — Abraham Lincoln
“My father is one of my favorite parents.” — Unknown
Father’s Day: It’s just like Mother’s Day only you don’t spend so much.” — Unknown
“No man is responsible for his father. That is entirely his mother’s affair.” — Margaret Trumbull
“Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.” — Jack Handy.
“She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.” — Groucho Marx
“Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college, or because they didn’t.” — L.L. Hendren
“I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. ” — Rodney Dangerfield
“A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.” — Gabriel García Márquez
I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father’s religion, if they can find out what it is.” — Charles Lamb
“The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother’s always a Democrat.” — Robert Frost
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.” — Mark Twain
“Kiss you? But Dad, I’m your kid!” – Bart Simpson
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