Twilight: The Drinking Game

If you are one of the thousands of unfortunate souls who will be subjected to a viewing of the Twilight DVD over the next few months, you might as well make the best of it and play this fun drinking game. Because this movie is riddled with unintentionally funny moments, and you will have to take a drink each time one occurs, you may need to tally some items together. For example if you were to take a shot every time Bella stuttered, you’d find yourself in the emergency room with a tube down your throat and a doctor telling you to hang on while he pumped your stomach. Remember you should be of legal drinking age to play this game. Take heed and take care while playing this game.

Supplies

Favorite alcoholic beverage- Go through the list so you can see how many times you will be taking a shot. You may want to play this game with a beverage that has low alcohol content like beer or hard lemonade.

Pen and paper- if you are going to tally events before you do a shot or take a drink. Tally events into groups of five or ten. (Highly recommended)

A friend- because nobody should drink alone.

Edward

Take one drink every time Edward says that he is dangerous or not good for Bella.

Take two drinks every time Edward insults Bella.

Take one drink every time Edward does something creepy, possessive or otherwise illegal and Bella finds it to be romantic.

Take three drinks every time you see Edward sparkle.

Take one drink every time Edward looks unnecessarily angry, pained or constipated.

Take one drink every time Edward reads someone’s mind.

Take two drinks every time Edward tries to protect his virtue.

Take one drink every time a girl hits on Edward, talks about how attractive he is, or actually swoons in his presence.

Take one drink every time Edward has his collar “popped”.

Bella

Take one drink every time Bella tries to say something funny.

Take one drink every time Bella stutters.

Take one drink every time Bella exhales enthusiastically before answering someone’s question.

Take three drinks every time Bella prepares food for her father or offers to prepared food for her father.

Take one drink every time Bella refers to having to take care of her child like mother.

Take two drinks every time Bella’s father gives her an item to protect herself with.

Take three drinks every time someone hits on Bella

Take one drink every time Bella falls, trips or hits/runs into another person.

Take three drinks every time Bella throws herself at Edward.

Take on drink every time Bella tells Edward that she trusts him.

Take two drinks every time you see Bella’s red truck.

The Other Cullens

Take one drink every time Dr. Cullen squints.

Take 5 drinks if you think of Mike Dexter (Can’t Hardly Wait) whenever you see Dr. Cullen.

Take one drink every time Rosalie glares at someone.

Take one drink every time Jasper looks pained or constipated.

Take one drink every time Emmet rides in a vehicle in a ridiculous manner.

Take one drink every time Alice is over eager to see Bella.

Take one drink every time someone refers to Alice’s visions.

Take two drinks every time one of the Cullens is missing from school.

Other Vampires

Take one drink every time James tilts his head from side to side to show curiosity, anger, of any other emotion.

Take one drink every time Victoria arches her eyebrow to show how evil she is.

Miscellaneous

Take one drink every time there is an unnecessary close up of someone’s face.

Take one drink every time a vampire mentions eating only animals.

Take three drinks every time you see a Native American or someone pretending to be a Native American.

Take one drink for every time you hear the term “cold ones” or “vampire”.

Take one drink every time you see blood.

Take one drink ever time a vampire myth is ruined- for example: no fangs, hangs out in the daylight ect.

To stop a serious case of alcohol poisoning, besides tallying events, you may want to just choose one character to play along with.