Back to School: Summer Vacation Essay

Do you need a quick summer vacation essay for a back to school project? Is that why you are here? Kiddo… It’s wrong to copy! Just think about what happens to this back to school project if you get caught handing in my summer vacation essay instead of your own. Have you thought about that? Are you really sure that you want to copy this summer vacation essay? Think smart Kiddo!

Back to school summer vacation essay:

From my perch high above the sun-baked landscape, I watched [insert name] as he pouted his way through mowing the neighbor’s yard for a lousy ten dollars. That lawn mowing job was supposed to be mine, but there’s no way that I will ever spend one whole hour out there sweating in the sun for nothing but ten dollars.

Grown-ups always try to take advantage of kids. The only reason [insert name] is mowing the grass is because his parents told him to do it, or he’d be grounded until it is time to go back to school. [Insert name] is stupid; he should have just told his parents he was sick like I did. Besides, sitting up here in the apple tree is much more fun than cutting grass because I get to eat all of the apples that I want.

Humm… [Insert name] seems to be stopping before he is done? I wonder why? Oh, boy is he gonna’ be in trouble if his dad finds out that he isn’t finishing his work. [Insert name] will be grounded until back to school time, and completely miss his summer vacation. He might even be grounded until Christmas if his dad gets mad enough.

“Hey, [insert name]? Whassup?” I yelled from the tree, but [insert name] didn’t hear me. So I had to grab another apple and then climb down from my tree to go talk to him.

By the time I got over to [insert name], he was just sitting there in the grass like a zombie with this stupid grin on his face, staring off into space. Wassup workboy?” I asked as I plopped down onto the freshly cut grass beside [insert name]. Well, he told me what’s up alright: endolphins! Oh, yeah! [Insert name] was getting paid a whole ten dollars to get high.

I didn’t understand what [insert name] was talking about with this dolphin high, but then I kinda’ figured out what he was trying to say. If I ran around the yard really fast with the lawnmower, my brain would get endolphins that make you high. So, I grabbed the lawnmower and raced off to finish mowing the grass so that I could be high too. It worked! We sat there laughing about being paid to get high.

The rest of my summer vacation was spent mowing grass, painting a garage, and in helping my dad put new cupboards into the kitchen for my mom. They never suspected that I was getting high on dolphins while I was working. Parents are pretty dumb about that stuff; they thought that I was smiling because I liked getting paid. Well, the pay was good too because I made enough to buy a new [insert item] at a back to school sale.

On this summer vacation I learned that I want to exercise more so that I can play sports at school, and then teach the whole team how to get high on endolphins. Adults are so stupid trying to get high on drugs and alcohol while dolphins are still legal. Kids are smart. We know a good thing when we see it. There’s nothing like spending your summer vacation getting high legally, and getting paid to go do it.

[Teachers name] I asked my Mom to read this summer vacation essay before I turn it in, and she wants you to write her a note that I can take home with me to explain what endolphins are. My big sister says they are endorphins, not dolphins, but she always lies to me to get me in trouble at back to school time. Thank you. The end.