Justin Bieber’s Holiday Wish List

It seems that with all of their fame and fortune, there would be no reason for celebrities to ask for anything this time of year. However that is not the case – even those who appear to have it all have needs just like you and me. For example, Justin Bieber – though he is young and talented with the beautiful Selena Gomez as his girl, even Biebs has a holiday wish list . . .

A belt (or booty). Justin is a handsome young fellow, but how can you help but notice his dangerously drooping drawers? Granted, this may be fashionable in some circles, but not for the clean cut young Bieber. Justin could use a good belt (or a more substantial rear end) to help keep his pants from heading south to meet his shoes.

Earplugs. Justin’s fans are nothing if not vocal about their adoration. They indeed seem to take the meaning of “shriek” to an entirely new volume. Justin loves his fans, no doubt, but one has to imagine some peace and quiet might be welcomed.

A tattoo. Justin Bieber has no shortage of fans, but they all seem to be young giggly girls. These girls will begin to grow up and may end up ditching their love for Justin just as they did Dora the Explorer only a few years prior. A tattoo would give Justin a certain toughness, and perhaps a bit of a bad boy image that might help him keep his current fans interested. Who knows, maybe some guys will actually start to like, rather than loathe, him as well.

A hippie costume. My son was a hippie for Halloween this year – he had a big fake mustache, a wig and glasses – nobody had a clue who he was. Justin could use a hippie costume and the anonymity that would come with it. Some celebrities can camouflage their identity with a mere baseball cap – not Biebs -he is way too well known. He needs the full get up so he can walk down the street, go shopping or grab a bite to eat without creating a mob scene (otherwise, he better have the previously listed earplugs handy).

A full body pillow. Justin spends a lot of time on the road touring, doing appearances, and attending events. It must get lonely for the guy. He can’t really bring a pet along with him, but a big cushy body pillow would nice for him to snuggle up to on those chilly winter nights.

A gym membership. Justin’s sweet scrawny frame was cute when he was first discovered, but nobody wants to look thirteen forever. Not to say that darling Justin should attempt to morph into a big bulky meathead, but a few muscles would be nice. If nothing else, they will come in handy should he need to fight off overzealous paparazzi.