Funny Penis Costumes for Men

The following costumes are all made to highlight the male brain. No wait, I mean they are made to highlight a certain part of a guy’s anatomy. I wouldn’t recommend trying to pull off one of these funny penis themed costumes unless you are a cheeky sort of guy or a guy who likes attention, good or bad. Am I allowed to say penis?

Funny Penis Costumes for Men : Snake Charmer

The snake charmer Halloween costume is a full outfit which includes a red long sleeve shirt, sleeveless robe, pants, hat, flute, and snake. The snake protrudes out from the pants.

Buy Costumes has the Snake Charmer for $39.99 online. It is available in adult large. They also note that the inseam runs short so you should keep that in mind before buying.

Funny Penis Costumes for Men : Rock Out with Cock

The Rock Out with Cock Halloween outfit features a cock protruding from a man’s briefs. Get your mind out of the gutter. I’m talking about a rooster. If others want to take that a different way, that’s their problem. Some people carry around their dogs in purses. And some people carry around their birds in their underwear. What of it?

Spirit Halloween carries this outfit which includes a torso piece made up of fake jeans, fake briefs, and an orange rooster . The rooster is fake too of course. Even though it actually might be more funny or more offensive, I wouldn’t recommend trying this with a live rooster. Spirit Halloween’s price for this look is $19.99 online only.

Funny Penis Costumes for Men : Department of Erections

Department of Erections. Ha Ha. Get it? Erections. Like Corrections. Yeah, um, this outfit is also available from Spirit Halloween. It includes an orange jumpsuit with strap-on. It costs $39.99 online.

Funny Penis Costumes for Men : Hung Like a Horse

For more wordplay, Spirit Halloween also has a Hung Like a Horse outfit for men. It comes with a noose, belt, and horse head. This might get you some laughs but it also might make some women think you’re overcompensating. If you still think it’s worth the laughs, you can own it for $24.99 plus shipping and handling charges.

Funny Penis Costumes for Men : The Fire Extinguisher

Men want to be firemen. Women want to date firemen. So what could be better than dressing up as a fireman for Halloween? Just one thing: Dressing up as a fireman with a fire hose protruding from his pants. Am I right or am I right?

Buy Costumes has the Fire Extinguisher adult costume for $54.99 and it comes with a fireman’s jacket, hat, axe, and belt with attached plush fire hose.

Funny Penis Costumes for Men : Happy Halloweenie

If you aren’t just looking for something to highlight your anatomy but you actually want to go as your anatomy, then you are in luck. Costume Kingdom has a Happy Halloweenie bodysuit for $64.95 online.