Funny Little Fockers Quotes

“Little Fockers” is the second film to follow the original comedy Meet the Parents. This time the story centers on Jack wanting to see if his son-in-law Greg is capable of being the head of the family. The movie stars the original cast: Robert Dinero as Jack Byrnes, Blythe Danner as Dina Byrnes, Ben Stiller as Greg Focker, Teri Polo as Pam Focker, and Owen Wilson as Kevin Rawley. The movie also features Dustin Hoffman, Barbara Streisand, Laura Dern and Jessica Alba. The following are a few funny quotes from the movie. The movie was written by screenwriters John Hamburg and Larry Stuckey.

Funny Little Fockers Quotes – The Godfocker

Jack: Greg, are you prepared to be… the Godfocker?

Funny Little Fockers Quotes – Couple

Prudence (Laura Dern): You see like a wonderful couple.

Jack: No, no, no, we’re not homosexual.

Greg: Yeah, no.

Jack: No, no, no, this is my son in law.

Prudence: Oh…

Greg: Yeah no. However, if you’re looking to fill a quota, we can be flexible.

Prudence: Okay, that’s an interesting joke but I appreciate levity in a moment of misunderstanding so thank you Greg.

Funny Little Fockers Quotes – It’s All Good

Jack: Are you still physically attracted to my daughter, Greg?

Greg: Pam? Are you kidding… yes, yes Jack, there’s never been a problem with that.

Jack: Even after her body has endured the hellish ordeal of birthing twins?

Greg: Yes, even after that, it’s all good, it’s all good under the hood.

Jack: That’s the disgusting.

Funny Little Fockers Quotes – Doctor

Andi (Jessica Alba): Hi, Andi Garcia, Boston pharmaceuticals. And you’re Dr…?

Greg: No, he’s not a doctor.

Kevin: Not in the western sense of the word.

Greg: Not in any sense of the word, you’re an investment banker.

Kevin: Many hats!

Funny Little Fockers Quotes – Jack Byrnes

(This movie scene takes place over the phone)

Greg: Hey Grandpa Jack!

Jack: Greg, this is Jack Byrnes.

Greg: Yeah I know… I just… I could tell from the caller ID.

Jack: Dina and I will be there in approximately 18 seconds.

Funny Little Fockers Quotes – Papa Kev

Henry: Thanks Papa Kev.

Greg: Papa Kev?

Kevin: Yeah, an old fraternity nickname. I told Hank the Tank here that he could call me by that handle.

Greg: You’re not Hank the Tank. Nobody calls him Hank the Tank.

Kevin: You want to be Papa Greg?

Greg: No, I am Papa Greg. I am Greg. Greg, his Papa, so I don’t need to be Papa Greg. I don’t need to put a little thing in front of it.

Funny Little Fockers Quotes – Buddha

Kevin: Don’t get hysterical.

Greg: I’m not getting hysterical. He’s getting hysterical.

Kevin: Look it’s natural to get a little tempted.

Greg: Nobody’s tempted.

Kevin: Even our dear friend the Buddha had to pass through some sorrow on his way to enlightenment.

Greg: Our dear friend the Buddha? How’s he doing? It’s been so long. Do you ever listen to yourself?

Kevin: I try not to. I speak from the heart, off the cuff, like my man JC at the Sermon on the Mount. I think that’s what you’ve always admired about me.