Darth Vader Doesn’t Wear Pajamas

Now you can call me crazy,

That’s alright,

I’m telling you like it is.

I’ve been wearing pajamas

For a long, long time,

Ever since I was a little kid.

I like cotton pajamas.

They are the best.

They’re comfortable and so warm.

I love to snuggle in my pajamas

Even during a terrible storm.

But I’ve got to say what is on my mind,

The truth must indeed come out.

So here me now and do not faint.

I’m not going to scream and shout.

Darth Vader is very sinister.

He is evil and a villain supreme.

You wouldn’t want to meet Darth Vader,

Not in your wildest dreams.

He has a light saber at his command.

It shoots out energy beams of force gamma.

One thing that you can be sure about Darth Vader.

He will never be caught wearing pajamas.