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Best Jack Black Movie Quotes

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From romantic to hilarious, Jack Black has delivered some great movie quotes over the past few years. Here are some of the best:

Quotes from the movie THE HOLIDAY starring Kate Winslet, Cameron Diaz, Jude Law, and Jack Black; movie written by Nancy Meyers:

(Jack Black plays Miles, a music composer who befriends a woman, Iris (Kate Winslet) on a holiday from men.)

Miles: Legend has it, when the Santa Anas blow, all bets are off, anything can happen.

Miles: It’s Christmas Eve and we are going to go celebrate being young and being alive!

Miles: Iris, if you were a melody… I used only the good notes.

Quotes and dialogue from the movie NACHO LIBRE starring Jack Black; movie written by Jared Hess, Jerusha Hess, and Mike White:

(Jack Black attempts to become a Mexican wresting champ as Nacho (aka Ignacio) in Nacho Libre.)

Sister Encarnacion: Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favorite animal is puppies. I like serving the lord. Hiking, play volleyball…
Nacho: You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said, is MY favorite thing to do, every day!

Nacho: Ok. Orphans! Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile drive to the face… or a punch to the face… but you cannot do it. Because, it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor.
Chancho: So you’ve never wrestled?
Nacho: Me? No. Come on. Don’t be crazy. I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the fancy creams and lotions. But my life is good! Really good! I get to wake up every morning, at 5am, and make some soup! It’s the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed, all by myself, all of my life! That’s fantastic! Go. Go away! Read some books!

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Nacho: I am the gatekeeper to my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun.

Nacho: Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior?

Nacho: When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants.

Quotes and dialogue from the movie THE SCHOOL OF ROCK starring Jack Black; movie written by Mike White:

(Jack Black stars as Dewey Finn, a man who schools a bunch of kids in rock music while pretending to be teacher.)

Dewey Finn: I have been touched by your kids and I’m pretty sure that I’ve touched them.

Dewey Finn: Dude, I service society by rocking. I’m out there on the front lines liberating people with my music. Rocking ain’t no walk in the park, lady.

Dewey Finn: Ok, here’s the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means?
FRANKIE: Doesn’t that mean you’re drunk?
Dewey Finn: No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
FREDDY: It means you’re an alcoholic.
Dewey Finn: Wrong.
FREDDY: You wouldn’t come to work with a hangover unless you were an alcoholic. Dude, you got a disease!
Dewey Finn: Hmmm… hmmm… What’s your name?
FREDDY: Freddy Jones.
Dewey Finn: Ok, Freddy Jones, shut up!

Freddy: Are we going to be goofing off like this everyday?
Dewey Finn: We’re not goofing off. We’re creating musical fusion.

Quotes and dialogue from the movie ORANGE COUNTY starring Colin Hanks, Jack Black, and Schuyler Fisk; movie written by Mike White:

(Jack Black co-stars opposite Colin Hanks (“Shaun”) as the slacker brother “Lance” who tries helping Shaun get into the college of his dreams.)

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Lance: Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?

Firefighter: What’s your name?
Lance: Uh, Joe… John… uh, Joe-John.
Firefighter: Your name’s Joe-John?
Lance: John-ston, Johnston. Joe.
Firefighter: You wanna tell me what happened here?
Lance: Uh, there was a fire, I dunno, I came by and it’s… checkin out the fire.
Firefighter: Well that lady uh, Mona? She said that you two were in the building together when the fire started.
Lance: Yeah, she’s a liar, cuz I dunno her, so whatever, whatever she says is a lie, so…
Firefighter: K, so you’re saying you weren’t in the building with that woman?
Lance: No, not I! Aright, she started it, aright? Because she was like “I hate my job, I’m gonna burn this mother down!” And I said “You better not… you better not!” Firefighter: She said it was an electrical fire.
Lance: It was. It was a total electrical fire, it was like uh, the switches had sparks comin out, and the sockets, and uh it was like the 4th of July, man!
Firefighter: Why aren’t you wearing your pants, Joe?
Lance: I tripped, and uh then I had to take ’em off to run faster out of the flames…
Lance (coughing): I think I inhaled some smoke, will you excuse me one second, I’ll be right back… (runs away from the scene)
Firefighter (into walkie talkie): We got a sprinter. Five foot five, no pants, unkempt… portly.

Sources: www.imdb.com; www.movieweb.com; The Holiday written by Nancy Meyers; Nacho Libre written by Jared Hess, Jerusha Hess, and Mike White; The School of Rock written by Mike White; Orange County written by Mike White