Thirty of the best quotes from celebrity Jessica Simpson…
I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren’t an entertainer.
—Jessica Simpson
Abstinence for me is about romance. It has nothing to do with my relationship with God. It’s definitely a bonus in that department, but it’s nothing spiritual. It’s about giving something special to that person you’re going to spend the rest of your life with.
—Jessica Simpson
Oh my gosh. I had to work out six days a week, two and a half hours a day. I was on a South Beach diet. I cut sugar out. Trust me, when someone tells you you have to be in a red bikini on a big screen, every single girl in my place would go to the gym (laughing).
—Jessica Simpson
I was determined to look good in those shorts.
—Jessica Simpson
I’m definitely shy, so it was definitely acting for me to drop a trench coat and be in a bikini and try to get my cousins out of trouble by using my body. That was definitely acting.
—Jessica Simpson
Fashion just comes naturally to me.
—Jessica Simpson
Twenty-three is old. It’s almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.
—Jessica Simpson
Sorry I don’t eat buffalo.
—Jessica Simpson (her response when someone offered her ‘buffalo wings’.)
I’m such a blonde . It just doesn’t make sense for me to have dark hair.
—Jessica Simpson
My dad takes care of me as a manager and as a dad. That’s his job, you know, to take care of me. He has my best interests at heart.
—Jessica Simpson
I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it.
—Jessica Simpson
At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends’ and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They’re like an accessory.
—Jessica Simpson
Jessica: Ooh I love this scent.
Friend: What is it?
Jessica: Ah…oh, it’s ‘unscented’.
I think there’s a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!
—Jessica Simpson
After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways.
—Jessica Simpson
I’m really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants split onstage. That’s happened four or five times. Every time, I pull on my mom’s jeans as fast as I can, so there we are, standing backstage without our pants on. It’s like a curse
—Jessica Simpson
What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his first times and he knocked out a duck. Like, I’m scared that’s going to happen.
—Jessica Simpson
When I found out they were making the movie, it was a dream role for me . I wanted people to know that I’m a strong woman . I went after this role as hard as I could.
—Jessica Simpson
I can’t say I won’t ever want an Oscar role, but I don’t really take myself serious right now.
—Jessica Simpson
I’m too hard to be in love with. It ends up on the cover of every magazine.
—Jessica Simpson
On my first day of Jr. High I was in Geography class, and the teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. And I was sooo excited. I was like, Damnit! It’s my first day of 7th grade, I’m in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand I was the first one and I said A-E-I-O-U.
—Jessica Simpson
I would love for the time to come where somebody can talk about me and not have to talk about Britney and Christina in the same sentence.
—Jessica Simpson
I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big,
—Jessica Simpson
I would love to sing with Christina…she has so much talent…she has an amazing voice.
—Jessica Simpson
I don’t regret any of it. Anybody in the entertainment business who says they don’t want fans is lying.
—Jessica Simpson
Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea.’
—Jessica Simpson
Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?
—Jessica Simpson
I think that freshness and that innocence is something that is missing from a lot of female singers. I’m certainly not denying that I’m young, but I’m not fluff.
—Jessica Simpson
I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach’s shorts were shorter than mine.
—Jessica Simpson
Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?
—Jessica Simpson
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