We all like to drink. It’s part of your lifestyle by either drinking a glass of wine with your dinner, or drinking a beer or two with your friends. We drink to be social and to have a good time. Some people can take it a little too far. They drink several glasses or bottles of alcohol in one sitting. They either in up in the emergency room or in bed the next morning with a really killer hangover.
Everybody hates having a hangover. You wake up feeling dizzy and nauseated. You feel like somebody have taken a drill to your head. You feel like crap. The ringing of your phone makes you want to kill something or someone. And when you look in the mirror, you barely recognize yourself. You start to wonder why the hell you drunk so much.
Most of us just pop an aspirin in our mouths and hope for the pounding headache to go away. And most of us have to go to work with the killer hangover. Trust me, you not want to go to work with a hangover. You’ll probably be thrown in jail before the end of the day because you killed somebody that got on your freaking nerves. Now if aspirins are not working for you. Here are great ways to get over that horrible, dreadful hangover so you can continue your partying ways.
1. Drink some more.
2. Have Sex!! Have lots of sex. It will sweat out the alcohol in you and have you feeling good upstairs and downstairs.
3. Eat a raw onion. Your breath might stink but your hangover will be gone. Just use extra toothpaste on your toothbrush and swallow a whole bottle of Listerine.
4. Drink a whole bottle of Tabasco. It will burn that hangover out of you.
5. It human flesh. Have you ever seen Ravenous? Rent it today. I don’t know if it will really cure your hangover by eating somebody but its worth a try.
6. Eat the following: 5 Big Macs, 5 Whoppers, 3 Nacho Bell Grande, 6 glazed and 6 chocolate Krispy Crème Donuts, 12 KFC’s Honey BBQ wings, 1 bucket of Wendy’s Chili, 24 White Castle Burgers and wash it down with 7 Yoo-hoos. The mix of fatty food will sober you up but will also make you bloated and fatter.
7. Run from the police. Do anything that will make the police come after you. Even if you have to kill somebody to make the police run after you. DO IT! Running will help you sweat that alcohol out of your body. Plus all the excitement will wake you up and make you alert. And running will also help you lose all of that weight you probably gained from doing number 6.
8. Get into a fight. Sweat that alcohol out of your body by getting into a life and death situation. Get into a fight. The rules of the fight must be that only one person get out of it alive. It will make you work and sweat even more just to live. But I must warn you. There is a very likely chance you will lose because you are still drunk and hungover. Make sure you get into a fight with a homeless or elderly person or somebody else who is also drunk. That will make the fight more fair.
9. Run into a wall. Just do it!
10. Stand on your head for about 10 minutes. All the alcohol will rush down to your head and come out of your ears in about 10 minutes.
11. Drink a whole bottle of vinegar. It will cleanse your body. Just ask Megan Fox!
12. Take some cocaine. It will cleanse your body. Just ask Pete Doherty!
13. Eat a roach. Just ask Nicholas Cage!
14. Eat chicken feet, pig’s feet, octopus, squid, bull’s testicles, or anything that will make your throw up all the alcohol you have consume.It will scare the alcohol out of your body.
